1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
2. You can't count your hair.
3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out.
4. You just tried number 3.
5.
6. When you tried number 3, you realized it is possible, only you look like a dog.
7. You are smiling right now because you were fooled.
8. You skipped number 5.
9. You just checked to see if there is a number 5.
10. You just realized you are very predictable and you fit in with 99% of the nuts.