I hereby claim the Confederate States Of America.
I am President LaBelle.
My cabinet is as follows:
Vice President -vacant-
Secretary of State Paioletti
Secretary of Treasury Saris
Secretary of War Drax
Speaker Of The House Snafu
-Governors-
South Carolina: Duck, of the 12th South Carolina
Texas: Casterline, of 1st Texas, Company A
Virginia: Friendbeard, of the 19th Virginia
Georgia: MacDraco, of the 13th Georgia
Mississippi: BeezKneez, of the 21st Mississippi